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Match Result · League division
Match recorded on 2004-05-05 14:38:26
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#10 Dave Debono – Broken Ribs (MNG)
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“A solid win against the simply outclassed Razorbacks here. The opposition put up a great fight, despite the impression that the one sided scoreline might give, but in the end were no match for Mr. Twahn's engineered supermen.
Early speculation that the Knuckledusters might not dominate the Australian Division as expected, speculation based on their shock round 1 loss, is beginning to appear foolish as last year's World Cup Champions storm to the top of the ladder.
World Cup fever is again beginning to build in Melbourne! :-)
<EDIT>
Mr. Twahn:
"What's he talkin' about "only significant casualty"? What about Ablett's Gouged Eye! More significant than that girly boy Debono's broken mouth!
I've got a good mind to break Coach Clay's deceitful mouth, see if he can't find some significance in <i>that</i>!" :-P
<EDIT #3>
Mr. Twahn:
"What the? Nose candy?! Hey chump, I tell you what... I hear <i>your Mother's</i> heavy on the nose candy mate! She sure as hell ain't heavy on the eye candy that's for sure!
Inflated Ego? Fresh loads, what's this punk ass talkin' about? Does he know who he's speakin' to?! We're the <i>Champions</i> mate, you hear that? The Champions! You know what that means? It means we're the best, alright! You don't need no effin Ego or whatever when you're the best now do ya!! Fool..."”
Early speculation that the Knuckledusters might not dominate the Australian Division as expected, speculation based on their shock round 1 loss, is beginning to appear foolish as last year's World Cup Champions storm to the top of the ladder.
World Cup fever is again beginning to build in Melbourne! :-)
<EDIT>
Mr. Twahn:
"What's he talkin' about "only significant casualty"? What about Ablett's Gouged Eye! More significant than that girly boy Debono's broken mouth!
I've got a good mind to break Coach Clay's deceitful mouth, see if he can't find some significance in <i>that</i>!" :-P
<EDIT #3>
Mr. Twahn:
"What the? Nose candy?! Hey chump, I tell you what... I hear <i>your Mother's</i> heavy on the nose candy mate! She sure as hell ain't heavy on the eye candy that's for sure!
Inflated Ego? Fresh loads, what's this punk ass talkin' about? Does he know who he's speakin' to?! We're the <i>Champions</i> mate, you hear that? The Champions! You know what that means? It means we're the best, alright! You don't need no effin Ego or whatever when you're the best now do ya!! Fool..."”
The Razorbacks, themselves a fairly good team in their own right, were expected to be up against it against the hard hitting Knuckledusters.
However, whilst the scoreline suggests a one sided affair, the match was played with brutal intensity in which the Razorbacks basically played aggressive offence whilst the Knuckledusters held the line and came away with defensive TD’s.
Three times the Razorbacks had possession deep in the Melbourne half, but each time a brutal hit brought the somewhat successful drive undone.
Dave Debono picked up a broken jaw for the Razorbacks and was the only significant casualty of the match, but the game was brutal with both apothecaries fully stretched.
In the end, the Knuckledusters experience told, but it was an entertaining game nonetheless.
Coach Clay is unsure of the playoff structure, but hopes a second place will get his team into the post season festivities.
<EDIT #2>
Coach Clay:
Bah! Whinging Melbournian! Ablett had a contact lens dislodged and claims he was gouged.... If Coach Twahn feels that aggrieved he should take it up with the WC2065 judiciary. Ablett is a crock and a hasbeen who has been rumoured to be heavy on the "nose candy"... nudge nudge...wink wink...
I think the trophy from last year has inflated certain ego's down Melbourne way...
<EDIT #4>
Coach Clay:
Woah touched a nerve then did I? Your ego is about as big as my gut! And do you know why my gut is so big? Because everytime I fark your momma, she give's me a chocolate biscuit!
And you were last years Champ... i.e. your history, last years news, todays fish & chip wrappers!
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