“Everything in Moderation entered this game with trepidation. The Heads of the Family had defeated a Team of filthy rich High Elves two months ago, and with a dark elf as the captain it was a fair bet that they hadn't been lying around getting lazy since. Rohnaji won the coin flip and elected to receive, and began a steady walk to the end-zone. The Skilled blitzers managed to get a hit on him, but he stepped neatly away and continued on his walk. The humans then turned their attention to the nine foot tower of muscle that was Oregnor Strongskull, and their team spent the rest of the half pointlessly trying to drag him down and get him off the pitch.

The second half began and the difference in class between the big guys became obvious. While Webkie created a swimming pool of slime and drool, Jouur Halflingeater warmed up for a rampage that left the humans rushing with desperation for the end-zone. Despite the efforts of the marauders they were able to get there.

Rohnaji wanted a win and set his team up for it, But the inevitable failing of the stupidity test meant that Rohnaji had to be content him knocking down the Webkie while telling the lug: "You know, we keep the title if its a tie. Thanks for helping."”