“News Team Taste Defeat

The fearsome News Team was laid low by a rival for the first time today, with the Snowgoons striking a blow for weather forecasters everywhere. Tired of inappropriate handovers from smirking anchors, the forecasters decided that there was high pressure, a warm front and 100% chance of paaaain.

Reduced to a skeleton crew by the relentless slapping, punching and hair-pulling, News Team found themselves outnumbered somewhere in the region of 10 to 3. News signing Gurusome-Murdery took it upon himself to charge into a bevy of forecasters, smash down the ball-carrier, grab the ball as it fell, and run away. Unfortunately he didn't run far enough and was soon surrounded as the Snowgoons muttering things like "it'd be a shame if a hurricane were to strike here" and "do you know this is the third-wettest April since records began?"

"It's not even April!", he cried as they kicked him down, "it's not even April..."

At the end of the game I threw off my journeyman disguise. Oh it's such a tale of how I survived the curse of the mummy, it all began...what do you mean we don't have time for this? Sissons out.

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