“Hammers were hanging out at Central Park in Altdorf. Taking in the sun, talking to the ladies, having a great time. Then a cry lets out....CHAOS DWARFS IN THE PARK!!!! THEY ARE KILLING THE MALLARDS IN THE POND!!!!!!!!!!!

TO War!!!!!!!!!! CD in Central Park!!!! They must be smote upon for this transgression!!!!!!!!

Hammers come upon a foul scene. Mallards dead all over the place..The CD chewing them up and spitting them out. They were starting to go for the swans when they saw the Hammers roll onto the scene. A massive Blood Bowl match breaks out on the shores of the parks pond.

The CD scumm stem the rush of the Hammers and hold the line. They start laying out the MB/PO...Crazy Ray has gets laid out on...****CRACK!!!!!!!!**** Fortunatly for the Hammers a priestess of Shalya was present, feeding said mallards, and ran to his rescue. The rest of the half the Hammers are pushed back. Cannot hold off the CD.

Second half and the Hammers make some ground. Get a nice defensive TO, lay out a nice chain of 1BD to break free and get the loose ball. Hammers decide to try a few turns of stall, maybe secure a tie. But the CD will have non of that. They blitz the ball carrier and push him into the endzone.

The CD scumm kick off..Blow off the LOS for no effect but for some reason the rest of the team is picking daisies and watching the butterflies. They leave their Hob un guarded in the back field in blitz range. The Hammers exploit this and get the Turn Over again. The CD taken back by this sudden reversal blitz the ball carrier in a blind rage. Skull/Double Down. The lowly BC had no block, and the CD made no other moves. The Hammers waltz in on T16 for a win.

Off in the distance the park rangers are blowing their whistles and the match is over. The CD just stand around in a daze, How did we lose? They tuck their hats under their arms and dive back into a cave, never to be scene again.

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