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Match Result · Ranked division
· Gamefinder game
Match recorded on 2012-08-22 02:50:32
40k
0/1/0
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
1
1
1
-
1
11
111
6
13
46
2
#1 Il finocchio – Broken Neck (-AG)
#6 Rimbambito – Dead (RIP)
Player Performances
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
TOTALS
2
-
4
-
1
19
164
-
44
57
-
#9 Columbite – Broken Ribs (MNG)
“Nuffle smiled upon the Oredinary boys in this match up on a scorching hot afternoon in which the opposition coach lost his cool.
After questionable first move by the boys left a gap, a snake eyes roll by the oppo coach left the door open for the Oredinary ones to start the obliteration of the Koka-Bangas. With a series of crunching blocks the oppo were mostly cleared off the pitch and with Sphene sitting comfortably on the touch line in acres of space, ready to score, the opposition coach declared he was throwing in the towel. In pity Sphene placed the ball over the touch line only for the opposition coach, seeing how many players woke up, to hastily snatch back the towel and decide to play on. A bad mistake, the boys were angry at the deception... and you don't want to make the boys angry.
A blitz off the restart started the rampage; a crunching blow from slayer Casserite in turn 6 left Rimbambito dead only to be revived briefly with a smashed collar bone before relapsing into death. With the hapless Apo cleaning up after his botch job a 2nd casualty landed on the table, a centaur with a broken neck thanks to a mighty blow by Pyrite. 1-0 it remained at half time and the grumbles from the opposing coach began...
At half time the heat got to the players on both sides and it was a 10 vs 7 game. A nice but low probability move earned the Bangas an equaliser in turn 3 and sensing a glimmer of hope the opposition coach started to turn on the chat, clearly hoping to fluster his more inexperienced opposing number into an error.
However rest of the game was spent with the boys using their numerical advantage to score a simple, patient touchdown in turn 8, all the while with the opposition coach trying his best to put the boys off with some frankly amateurish banter consisting of variations of "you are slow and not very good at BB", whilst his players flapped around in vain in the heat.
2-1 the final score with the oppo coach reportedly seen walking away from the ground muttering about what would have happened with "normal dice".”
After questionable first move by the boys left a gap, a snake eyes roll by the oppo coach left the door open for the Oredinary ones to start the obliteration of the Koka-Bangas. With a series of crunching blocks the oppo were mostly cleared off the pitch and with Sphene sitting comfortably on the touch line in acres of space, ready to score, the opposition coach declared he was throwing in the towel. In pity Sphene placed the ball over the touch line only for the opposition coach, seeing how many players woke up, to hastily snatch back the towel and decide to play on. A bad mistake, the boys were angry at the deception... and you don't want to make the boys angry.
A blitz off the restart started the rampage; a crunching blow from slayer Casserite in turn 6 left Rimbambito dead only to be revived briefly with a smashed collar bone before relapsing into death. With the hapless Apo cleaning up after his botch job a 2nd casualty landed on the table, a centaur with a broken neck thanks to a mighty blow by Pyrite. 1-0 it remained at half time and the grumbles from the opposing coach began...
At half time the heat got to the players on both sides and it was a 10 vs 7 game. A nice but low probability move earned the Bangas an equaliser in turn 3 and sensing a glimmer of hope the opposition coach started to turn on the chat, clearly hoping to fluster his more inexperienced opposing number into an error.
However rest of the game was spent with the boys using their numerical advantage to score a simple, patient touchdown in turn 8, all the while with the opposition coach trying his best to put the boys off with some frankly amateurish banter consisting of variations of "you are slow and not very good at BB", whilst his players flapped around in vain in the heat.
2-1 the final score with the oppo coach reportedly seen walking away from the ground muttering about what would have happened with "normal dice".”
Grats to the winner !!!
I have only a thing to say (and maybe the only one intelligent in this page)..
Somebody in my country, in these cases use to talk like this :" the worst deaf is the one who refuse to listen.."
If you believe to be a great BB player, continue to believe it ! The children still believe in fables ...
If you are a MAN (some doubts bout it..), give me a return match ... Are you brave enough? ....
P.S. You ARE a slow player .. This is a fact, independently from the (poor) quality of the play you express... Playing against slow players is boring and frustrating, try to remember that BB is a game between 2 people, and the other has not all life long, just to make a match against you !! :-) .. Last night during our game my beard started to color grey and white .... :-)
Cheers
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