“News Team Find Laughter is a Terrible Medicine

The News Team went deep undercover to investigate the latest dubious legal high. To those in the know, it's called angel fingers, itch, scratch or flipper, but you and I more likely know it as "tickling". Oh it may not seem serious, it may even seem funny when you're "tickling" behind somebody's knee, or the base of their feet, but for these sick Chaos monsters, that wasn't enough.

"I felt like I had to go deeper", revealed one anonymous source sporting fearsome claws on his hands, "much deeper"

Proponents of this "extreme tickling" generally immobilise the victim with various tentacles before tickling them relentlessly, sometimes to death. If what these reporters have seen is true, then tickling is no laughing matter.



Alagiaaaaargh, signing off.”