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#11 John Snow Mercy II – Dead (RIP)
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The mighty News Team, with their mighty cameramen and mighty boom mic operatives, were trudging home from their previous Norse defeat with low spirits. It was left to the recently reconstructed Fiona to inspire them, which she managed with a variety of coquettish eyebrow movements and a heartrending tale about a dog that never gave up.
Thusly motivated, the News Team immediately demanded to play the first Norsemen they could find. Roarwrath outroared a yeti, Tesla killed a guy for some reason, and Burnalot picked up the ball, resulting in the News Team squeaking a 2-1 win. Axeman didn't even need his axe, which he complained bitterly about afterwards.
PS: We couldn't find John after the game, do tell him to get home if you see him.”