CTV 1940k Dark Elf
1

30k (-20000)
17000
-1

2/0/0
Inducements:
Skaven CTV 1630k
2
60k

21000 (1 FAME)

+1
1/3/0
Inducements: 1 wizard, Star player Skitter Stab-Stab
#4 Kirsty Warkriminal – Smashed Collar Bone (-ST)
#5 Sir Trevor McChokehold II – Pinched Nerve (MNG)
#6 George Alagiaaaargh – Smashed Collar Bone (-ST)
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The News Team was at the centre of an anti-doping conspiracy today as key members of the team tested positive for "looking like a shrunken torso with four pipe cleaners attached and a balloon with a face drawn on it where a head should be". Many had questioned the huge expense in developing such a specific test but this result shows that it was money well spent. Warkriminal, already under a warning for having smashed ankles, was reportedly the main culprit, though she had dragged in poor naive Alagiaaaaargh as well.
The team was quick to act, telling the two that as soon as they had some money they would get rid of them, probably.
Next week: Doombleby attempts to get acne in a spot-fixing scandal.”