“News Stand

The News Team, today trekking through a snowy forest so the footage could be used as idents for next season, were ambushed by vicious forest lizards in a completely unforseen set of events. Though they were initially successful, quickly running away from the lizards, dodging, and generally being awkward, the superior numbers of the scaly hordes eventually began to tell.

The intern Weakbone, who they'd been using as a pack mule, was first to go, with nobody really caring. Fiona was saved from the brink of death by a quick-thinking Sissons, who threw one of his emergency pies at the attacker. Roarwrath, however, was not so lucky, as Sissons was unwilling to let go of another pie. The battle concluded with the lizards gathering around the prone, burning form of Krishnan to sing songs and roast marshmellows.”