“Dratted weather...it was nice and sunny for the humans to score first, taking their sweet time. Then it became a blizzard, making it exceedingly difficult for the elves to push it across the endzone. Then what do you know, it becomes nice and sunny again just in time for the humans to take the last kickoff back for the winning score. Combined with the number of pows the humans got vs the pushbacks the elves received, and it just wasn't our game.

Jarsali died way early in the match, and the coach was nervous to send out the apo so early and risk permanent injury to a higher salaried player later in the match. Although the Oaklimbs family understands the tactical nature of the decision, they still weren't happy about the choice of Jarsali's son to join the team in his father's place, lending his speed and dedicating every td he scores to the memory of his late father. May he score many td's in a long and glorious career...”