“My first game on FUMBBL. It was a baptism of fire in the 145 League against top of the table Dark Elves Speaking of Witch. But the Ancients had a secret weapon up their sleeve having hired Hemlock to stab those pesky witch elves. He would be a star performer, stunning several players with his knives and running in the 2nd touchdown when the lizards were short of players.

The game that followed was see-saw and the Dark Elves nearly scored early, but a failed 3+ pass for a witch in the end zone allowed the Ancients to break away quickly and score.

Trouble was in store for the Witches as superstar Sharon Spellbreaker was killed on a double both down blitz by Ancient Savage! The Dark Elves took quick vengeance, pushing the Saurus off the pitch into the furious Elf fans who maimed him and left him permanently scarred.

Second half there was more bad luck for the Dark Elves. Doro Warlock got a blitz on ball carrier Wild Lizard but threw double both down, rerolled into skull both down. The impact of the tackle fractured her leg and left Wild Lizard too badly hurt to continue!

An insane match with a lot of injuries and blood stains on the pitch. Thanks to Uncleanone for being a great opponent who never lost his cool even when both witches were taken out with such bad luck. Look forward to the rematch.
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