“With the Snackmasters up 1-0 and with the game on the line. The skinks decide to rush the ball precariously up the sidelines. The hobbits swamp their blockers and Kara Mells blitzes the ball carrier. Success again! (Kara earlier single handedly stopped a sure saurus TD after having been tossed downfield by Ampleshade Fruitgusher). The ball goes flying into the crowd. They toss it towards the lizards goal-line.


A speedy skink toss a hobbit into the crowd and rushes back to pick up the ball. The skink stands alone in the middle of the field by their end zone with the ball. Ampleshade Fruitgusher breaks a tackle to rush downfield to lend an assist. Tim Bits blitzes the ball carrier, sacrificing his body he knocks out the ball carrier.

A skink sprints after the ball, but panics in Ampleshade's mighty shadow and stumbles to the ground while trying to pick up the ball. Ampleshade then tosses aside the saurus harassing her, sccops up the ball and sprints into the endzone to seal the win.

Full match report

Post Game Interview
Reporter: "3 more to go. Any thoughts?"
Ampleshade: "It's alot. But I'm determined. I won't give up until I get there."
Reporter: "That'll be an impressive feat, if you make it."
Ampleshade: "If I make it? If? 300 TDs may be a lot. But we ents live a long time. It's just a matter of time before I catch Vindaloo."”