“News Team Reign in Rain and Pain

The News Team just about held on to secure a victory against a clan of mighty lizards and their diminuitive leader, bub. The reason for their success can probably be attributed to Doombleby's idea to get Sissons to bring the ball for the match, as his greasy, gravy-stained hands meant the ball was particularly slippery. As bub spent turn after turn trying to pick up the ball, the newsreaders sidled up and eventually ran off with it.

The second half was a tougher affair, with a steady drain of early finishes, migraines, and a suspiciously long lunch from Sissons. Still, the interns took most of the punishment, and no they still aren't getting paid. The News Team are now on the lookout for a man wearing a beard and a funny hat who claimed to be a wizard but whose lightning bolt consisted off silly string.”