“Stakes and fangs match! The Hellbound Tank Commandos vs the most powerful vampires in the Universe! Battle for the sacred position of the Lustrian Challenge! This was an all systems go, no holds barred, Hell in the cell, overtime Grindfest!

Hail to the Dark Avenger who dials the whammy meter to level 4 and rips the leg off of Bowmore Basher! The apoth tries to sew it back on, but is beaten with it instead! Nay, medicine man, this vampire leg is mine!

And to Captain Hero and Buccaneer buster, doing a long pass combo to score early! Taunt the mighty Ardbeg to press forward, straight into the landmine! Blammm! Cold flesh everywhere!

But the winds of fate cut sharp and deep into our ranks and the second half belongs to the midnight lords! Do you hear the creatures of the Night? That's charioteers groaning in the boo boo box! ohhh!

Overtime commences and the hellbound are full strong vs a scant number of vampires. But all is lost, those shifty eyes get us all the time! DeMaio screws up (twice) the game changing play and hands the game to the Nasferatus and the chance at total major glory!

the wheels of war turn, and the Hellbound aim sites on their next town!

Ride!”