“The head coach stood briefly mouth agape as the loyal fans of the USV, who had waited so patiently for the 2nd half, stormed the corporate dugout and promptly executed him in fine bloodbowl fashion by tearing him limb from limb.

There was no time for the team apothecary to scry the entrails to choose a new head coach and the USV were left to their own devices for the majority of the second half. Regardless, the team composed themselves as best they could and at least tried to save the victory despite the situation.

Later that day a roaming doomdiver on an aerial pictograph assignment for the local paper happened to pass across the stadium and reported to the groundskeeper that something was amiss.

It was later discovered that the words "Forever shall there be a player named Hubris on the USV roster" were scrawled across the pitch in large red letters with what remained of the previous head coaches head dotting the i.

Whether this was meant as a warning to the as yet to be decided new head coach or the opponents the team had yet to face was not known...”