“Jammer and Blinky take the graveyard shift and never return! Side by side, the twin riders whose laughter rings on the echo of the winds, race deep to the depths of Hell to bring havoc to the wastelands of barbed skulls! Live and DIE for bloodbowl the charioteer way! HAIL!

And to Buccaneer Buster who crushes the body of Dwarf dicing in the final hour! Let thy brother of steel best the massive wolf and race to the endzone! Hail DeMaio, alpha blitzer!

And we say goodbye to a superhero, Captain Hero! You're prowess with the ball shall be missed! Rest in peace for thy deeds are immortal. You were the Charioteer thrower, ever within 1000 games!

Now set sites for coins to raise unholy terror and unleash the full power of the wheel once again!

Fly high the banner of bloodbowl!
Frenzy the twin diesel beasts!
And ride til the dawn of battle!”