“It was fortunate for the Slamdancers that the Sneaky Gits didn't have an answer to their throw team mate strategy, because they sure had an answer to everything else.

The Dark Lands team quickly took out both superstar Troll Shrakor Jaggedclaw and a promising Marauder Ataxikor, as well as killing Dark Elf Renegade Balaam Darkwhisper all the space of the opening two turns. Two of the kills were by UzKalak Doomfall, who made his presence known all game.

It started a gamewide pattern of the Sneaky Gits overpowering the Slamdancers, and rumbling in for two scores by Kadrak Lazy.

THe only thing that the Slamdancers were able to do consisted of someone shoving the ball into Liverwart Humphead's hands, and (after great crossblocks from Dzar the Beast and Anarkus, throwing him between the opposition and hte endzone, and having the little guy run for his life.

Fortunately he ran across the endzone line twice in the process, leading the Slamdancers to an unlikely tie.

They plan on looking for new and more agressive ways to use their successful. Have-Liverwart-Run-Away-From-It strategy, so far without success.”