“Over 17
16.1 No run
16.2 No run
16.3 Watson in a spot of bother here, he's been decapitated by a
minotaur! He's calling for the appeal, I think, but his head is unable
to send the signals to his arm to raise as it's no longer connected.
OUT!
16.4 Ajmal again the revenge specialist, spinning through the gate of a
maurauder! 2 runs!
16.5 No run
16.6 No run
16.7 No run
16.8 Cheeky single from Starc to finish the over. 1 run.

End of Over 17 (3 runs) - 84/6

Over 18
17.1 No run
17.2 No run
17.3 Pollard runs through a three, grounds his bat just in time! 3
runs.
17.4 Someone's down! Someone's...oh it's only the twelth man, got taken
out by a seagull. And another! What the hell, did those loners have an
expiration date on them, they've all just exploded!
17.5 Starc takes out his anger on the opposition! He's just bowled
that, short of length, and it went clean through the ribcage of one of
the youth players! And I'd like to thank Lisa from Warrington who's
sent in a cake. 2 runs
17.6 No run, is that another seagull? No, what, why has a goblin just
smacked into the commentary box. WHO THREW THAT?
17.7 Pollard missed another routine throw like a big idiot.
17.8 No run

End of Over 18 (5 runs) - 89/6

Two overs to go, Whiskershire will be looking for 100 as a competitive total.”