“I'm Grim Hardrickscar with the sports news. In Blood Bowl, the Sixth Hill Seekers were shut out 2-0 by team Jerks tonight. With the locker room interviews, we go down now to Rance Konstantli, Rance.

Rance Konstantli: I'm here with the four Ogres from the Sixth Hill Seekers Ogre team, Zaporis Zklar, Horang the Vulgar, Mrak Karo,and Halkor Rockcrusher. Zaporis, what do you think was hte reason why you were beaten by the Jerks Gobbos tonight?

Zaporis:Duh. . .

Rance: Horang, do you think your gameplan was the right one against a Jerks team that proved quite shifty?

Horang: Duh . . . .

Rance: Okay, Halkor, what do you think was the reason for the Seekers' poor performance tonight?

Halkor: Duh . . .

Rance: Mrak, anything you'd like to add?

Mrak: Duh . . .

Rance: Well, I think that answers it, the reason why the Seekers were beaten so badly by the Jerks. . .back to you Grim.

Grim: Thank you, Rance. Coming up next, sea turtles, do they have anything to do with Blood Bowl? No, no they don't.”