“The chariots raise the banner of might and descend to the fields below! Green rage clashes with bladed wheels and all sanity was lost!

Hail to the Dark Avenger who lays waste half the army of orcs! Their team name is prophecy come true! The Dark Avenger becomes legend! Ugrade to guard and battle without fear side by side with thy brothers!

and to Shotgun Sean, who's bullet hands yields touchdowns! upgrade to sure hands, and let thy goal never be missed!

and the play of the day goes to Blinky! CASing a goblin and scoring in one turn! HAIL!

the long journey to legend is complete for the first charioteer! Now, ride swift and bring forth many more!”