“Game started off with the Bubonic Brats receiving but found coach Odium_khan having prepared a perfect defense. Sardin S. the star Gutterrunner accompanied rookie GR Ban into the opponent's half. The Khemri Cardinals close in on the Brats and kill a linerat but Sardin S. breaks a neck while forcing himself further into the Cardinal's half, leaving rookie Ban on the sideline in front of an angry Tomb Guardian. Ban proves to be not a total noob and manages to get away. The Brats switch sides and a tripping TG (disgracing the Canti wine) saves the Brats from a loose ball. Sardin S. gets the ball and scores in turn 3.
After a riot and the clock moving against the Cardinal's wishes Odium_Khan sees Tomb Guardian Echnaton III be handed the out-of-bounds-ball and in good company of teamdisgrace Canti, Ag3 THro-Ra Thoth and dirty player Veros. All of a sudden fire rains down on the group and Nuffle takes away the dirty player and pops the ball loose. Both teams end up brawling over the ball but failing to get the ball safely away. The Brats blitzer Darkatan kills skeleton Sobekehmet in turn 7 and in turn 8 after a succesful 6+ pass the Khemri Cardinals proof that Tomb Guardians aren't ment to catch balls.

The second half sees the Brats being equally prepared with a perfect defense. The linerats on the LoS get KO'd but that doesn't stop the Brats from swarming into the other half. Punishment is swift and the Brats'KO booth fills up quickly by foul, block and poor dodging. By turn 5 in the second half there's only 4 Brats on the field facing 11 Cardinals who're in possession of the ball, no small feat for Khemri as you know. The Brats flee in panic and the Khemri Cardinals race towards the Bubonic Brats' endzone. Sardin S. takes a very dangerous 5+ dodge towards Pthah the ball-carrying Blitz-Ra and falls flat on his face. Odium_Khan shakes his head towards the foul-ready skeletons and sees Pthah score a touchdown in turn 8. Bloodweiser Babe Mehny Maus manages to help ALL SEVEN members of the Bubonic KO box, how exactly hasn't become clear but the Brats sure did look happy moving back onto the field for their turn 8 of the second half. Another Riot follows and leaves the Brats with two turns to score to prevent overtime. The Brats once again storm into the other half leaving thrower Pitsius in the backfield close to the ball and Ag5 GR Zjip hugging two Tomb Guardians on the LoS.Coach Odium_Khan curses when he notices a tiny gap in his defence. Pitsius picks up the ball, nearly drops it, moves towards Zjip, nearly trips but succesfully hands it over to the agile Gutterrunner. Zjip runs past the Tomb Guardians as if they weren't there and throws the ball to Sardin S. who's standing next to him. Coach Badoek does a "facepalm" but with the ball in Sardin S.' hands the now Superstar Gutterrunner breaches a hole, almost trips yet manages to dodge towards the endzone and win the game for the Bubonic Brats!

Post-game commentary had Coach Badoek explain that the mass-sacrifice of baby skaven by the Brats' fans earlier that week must have pleased Nuffle enough to grant them their victory.
Post-game commentary also included the life footage of a pair (6+6! I kid you not!!!) of ENORMOUS horns growing out of Superstar Sardin S.' skull, a sure sign that Nuffle wished him a life as a ST5 Gutterrunner (when blitzing of course).

Thanks to Coach Odium_Khan for this really fun game!”