“doz boiz deyz haz noez ih-der wez wuz az naztee anz az gud az wez iz heheheheheheh wez show dem alz wez kahn keek an wez kahn ponk an wez kahn hitz buh hoo newz wez kud winz nogh uz wez wuz az suprizd az da fanz deeyz wuz en shak cuz dey dinz evn makz ah sund wen wez skorz ta winz da mach”
“The game was all set to wrap up as 1-1 tie, until the goblins pulled out a last minute play, covering from endzone to endzone, with a run, hand-off, run, pass, catch, run-play, catching the dwarfs completely unaware, as they were too busy prematurely celebrating a tie, which became a defeat.
Want to get embarrassed by a goblin team? Look no further than Coach Ryanfitz. I feel like Charlie Murphy after a basketball game versus Prince and The Revolution.
In all seriousness, it was an awesome game, and a excellent reminder that the game is not over until that final whistle blows.”
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