“Return to the volcanic ruins of the Helmand Hammers, held high in the lands of sulfur, rock, and fire!

Sworn the battle oath of our forefathers, to defend our brothers, fight with steel our enemies, and to DIE for the glory of bloodbowl. The charioteers dip their gauntlets in molten silver, blessed to deliver pain and concussion to those who stand in their way!

Hail the power of the Dark Avenger! Thy warcry is only second to thy juggernaut will! With a mighty clash, the chaos dwarves yield twice!

And to Berserker Eric, consumate warrior, niggles the veteran guard, Chawser in single combat! Live long, brother of the wheel, to wage war upon all those who hide in metal!

And the game goes to the savior! Taking the ball all the way! Stalemate the game and leave both sides hungry for rematch!

Now shake the ground with tons! And let spur on...for the road to Hell beckons thy souls!”