“Wow, what can I say? First of all, HarpoHarvesterOfSorrow played an excellent match, using his guards to keep the leaping Merchants from bounding into the fray for the majority of the time. However, our team was gifted two chances to win the match, both of which their befuddled coach failed to capitalize on. Once, at the end of the first half I set up for an unlikely OTT when lo! the kickoff result was a riot! But did I even realize the fact? No, no I did not, and the Merchants just sorta sat around blocking trolls when they could have taken the ball to the yard. The second opportunity came at the end of the match, when I miscounted the remaining turns and didn't leave anyone in scoring range after stealing the ball, which was especially idiotic since I had a free wardancer that could have easily gotten close enough.

At any rate, it was great fun battling Harpo - we are going to kick it up a notch for the next meeting, guaranteed! ”