“News Team Count Khost of Failure

News Team stocks were down almost 13% overnight following their incredibly drawn-out defeat to heaped pile of pustules Khost. John Snow Mercy showed particular courage and fortitude in straight-out killing the same guy twice, but unfortunately he kept getting back up. Resident fatman Sissons finally died, to the pleasure of all, failing a dodge as he frantically scrambled for a pie that he'd dropped. Alagiaaargh joined the well-worn path of all the News Team kickers, beginning his journey to crippledom. The News Team have released a charity single, to the tune of Fairytale of New York, to fund a new, bigger, better stadium, to be called The Arena of News. Excerpt below.

'twas christmas eve babe
In the Bloodbowl
Too bad my players
won't see another one

and so I sing a song
about the reckoning due
I face those nurgle down
and dream they roll twos

Receivin' on turn 1
passed it to murderham
I got a feelin'
this half's for me not you

And pesti's blitz miss
I love you sidestep
So we run down the time
we're 1-up at halftime

*jaunty irish music*

They got cash, because bash
brings a river of gold
and those guys never die so
they're a hundred games old

When I knock beastmen over,
they just sodding heal
Maybe this isn't going
as well as I feel

Use the wizard, good wizzy
He strikes without pity
when the smoke finally clears
three of 'em on the floor

Axeman comes swingin'
But here is the thing,
I forgot all my guard
now we're trapped in a hole

The boys from the news team blitzer squad
are knocked out, not okay
and the Nurgle's marchin' on
with some decay.

(The game was close and tight and exciting, and I just pushed my luck a little too far. So close to winning though, so close. Donny was a gent, and I was borderline exhausted after two hours of frantically trying not to mess up)”