“Every now and then 'Nuffle' appears in his glory.

Right, he thinks, the Wood Elves are receiving, let's start with a Perfect Defence, so we can get some tackles on those elves. Dodge (1) ... reroll, Next Dodge (1) ... Mwahahahaha.

Next turn, hmmm, the Elves have a plan here Pickup (1) ... hmmm, they have still managed to get it to their catcher I know catch (1) reroll (1) ... much pain follows.

Hmm, Elves managed to get he ball away using a reroll, here's my chance GFI (1).

Second half begins, Elves get the ball to the catcher who makes his way down field, almost out of range ... just a couple more squares to be safe GFI (1) ... Sure Feet (1) Mhwahahahaha.

(Nuffle is in full hysterics by this point).

Hold on, the Elves are losing because I won't let them have a key 2+, but is that all the mighty Nuffle wants from this game? Noooo, start the injuries!

There Elf down, what shall we give him? Hmmm, it's an Elf let's kill him! Hmm, they want to Apo him ... I know what would be funny (-AG)!

A short while later. Hmmm, that last injury was so funny, I am going to do it again (-AG)!

T15 approaches and Nuffle has wandered off bored, so the Elves manage a T16 OTS to make it look like they were actually involved in the game (which they weren't)

However, Nuffle makes it back from the fridge just in time for the Wood Elves to make their roll for winnings (1) ... laughter echo's into the distance ...”