“The dark princes walked on to the pitch in high, yet dark, spirits. The sight of all the little green gobbos filled them with disgust and anticipation for the victory they arrogantly assumed was theirs for the taking. Yes, for the first time ever EMO Win! faced off against goblins!

However, they soon realised that things were not going to go completely their way as the hail Mary bombs rained down, the saw buzzed and the ball and chain spun. Adding in blood lust and their own tactical failings only meant that the goblins were able to made steady progress up the pitch. Finally, coach Wang realised the error of his ways - playing his typical vamp tactics, and started to hit back, but by turn 7 the goblin pogoer was next to the end zone and with ST3 and Blodge, looking very likely to score. With nothing else for it, AVAABS made a last ditch blitz, dodging through a tackle zone and gfi twice then rollin the all important POW! The crowd waited for the ball but it dropped on the pitch and in two EMO tackle zones by the end of the turn. That proved to be enough and the teams went in even at 0-0.

6 EMOs lined up against 9 gobbos. Crucially for the vamps, all of their evil presences were felt on the pitch. And, an early stun on the saw plus the ball being deep meant they were able to set up down the side of the pitch. It still wasn't easy but they the made their way up and the saw got sent off for a foul. With numbers dwindling and the green crowd large enough to manufacture a 2 dice hit, PSCC dodged through zones, passed two gfis and scored. The crowd roared their approval as he became...a legend!

It wasn't over, but the goblins didn't have enough in them to answer that touchdown. Some gazing and a blitz on the pogoer saw their last hopes extinguished and the vampires left victorious but with a little more respect for the goblin race.

After the match, PSCC learnt the art of fending. While it isn't as flashy as some other skills, it is becoming a necessity in the bloodbath that is Black Box, and is intended as a reward for any vampire making legend status unless Nuffle gifts them a stat increase at 176spps.

Thanks for the game b69 - was a blast!”