“FUMBBL SMACK Sched LEG CV I - Round 1

The Agility monsters got smacked out of the SMACK in the 1st round.

Who says cpomb is broken? It worked perfectly as the wolf smashed in 6 casualties.

It all started dramatically, a rock niggling wolf Deadly Melody, but it regenerated.

The death roller steamed brazenly forward on its own. Buddhist Palm showed how fierce kung fu can be with the first casualty of the game, removing it from the field.

The Agility Monsters had received and as the offensive line moved forward, a dwarf slipped whilst going for it. The wizard's fireball open things up and a fight was on for the ball. Eventually, via dump off, Brumbas made an amazing catch, but surely the old blocker wasn't going to hold on to it long though - or was he? He side stepped left, then side stepped right. The blocks kept coming but he kept on with the fancy footwork. All of a sudden, the endzone was looking perilously close - but eventually the ghoul knocked him over and ran off with the ball; 1-0 to Pig Sty Alley. Another 2 dwarves had been hurt in the process.

The dwarves put up a brave fight in the 2nd half but the wolf was hungry and it feasted. There was even a moment when it looked like the Agility Monsters had overturned the play against the odds, seriously injuring Deadly Melody again - regenerated again - but it wasn't to be. Still, it meant that a crazy play was required to score twice more to earn an important skill for the rookie wight - with skinks a plenty in the 2nd round, that extra tackle will be vital!

Then the match ended dramatically as a no assist foul broke Buddhist Palm (-ST) but for the 3rd time in the match a wolf regenerated and Pig Sty Alley make it through to the next round unscathed.

Amongst the casualties was the death of blocker Mora Clawcutter who is now a Pig Sty Alley zombie - we take anybody in! We had to dump another zombie in a nearby ditch though as part of team management. It won't be missed.

Thanks for playing Rabe and for taking the harsh dice well.”