“In all seriousness, I had even intention of this being the last game for Ain't No Fairy Tale!, seeing as how they are long overdue for retirement. We were going to come out, play hard, and hopefully end on a high note. Well, two turns into the game these dwarves started slaughtering all kinds of vampires and thralls, that the match became really enjoyable. Somewhere around turn 4 of the first half we stop caring at all about the ball and scoring, and just kept bashing in some skulls. In the end we farmed out a chunk of SPP's, and the two blitzers both rolled doubles. So, maybe we'll stick around for a few more games. Watch the replay, sure we lost 5-1, but not without kicking in a head or two.

If this were in Ranked or League, I would feel bad, but this is Box, where no sportsmen like conduct is expected or allowed.”