“A really fun game against a scary-fast Woodie team. Yoked in by their coach's miopic foozballing vision, Da Blews knew they would stuggle to stop the dodgy elf muthers from scoring. So, the lads opted for the classic 2-1 grind. And it almost worked. Indeed, having just taken the lead on their final turn, Da Blews went into the Turn 16 kick-off with some confidence. And then a RIOT(!) buggered everything up. An extra turn, and the feint glimmer of a hope, were all that the very skillful Woodies needed to level the score. Good for them, crappy for the greenskins. Ah well, that is foozball. Happy days.”
“A fun match against a silk-gloved Orc team. I had a Bloodweiser Babe, but apparantly human chicks doesn't light the elven fire (or they simply got too wasted on the beer) cause they didn't really want to leave the dug-out.
Luckily the Greenskins didn't send too many of the elves off the pitch. A number of attempts to strip the ball failed, a OTT attempt failed, and in the end I was saved by a well timed Riot (no doubt the Greenskin fans who was upset by the lack of blood...) gave an opportunity to even the score.”
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