“Victory from the jaws of a draw! With the clock ticking down, legendary vampire P&B went to put in the crucial gaze to open up a route to the remarkably fleet-of-foot dwarf ball carrier. However, distracted by some beautiful virgins, and more importantly their necks, he fluffed his lines and the dodge coming up all snake-eyed. I few blocks later and the path to the end zone was clear. Then, a moment of madness as the dwarfs blocked TPDP, the sidestepping vampire. First, double skulls, then double pushes allowing him to move next to the carrier. With his blitz and re-roll gone, it all came down to a single 3+ dodge - blown!

The crowd, virgins, and Coach Wang went wild (with laughter) as the dwarfs were sent packing with their beards between their legs.

Overall, a very enjoyable and tactical game. Cat and mouse through out with both sides rolling lots of pushes, some bombs being lobbed (and intercepted), and fun had throughout.

*Edited for typos 28/12/2012”