“*sigh*

Too much green on the screen, too many kick-offs, and too many die rolls for Nuffle to laugh at. At the beginning of turn 3 of the second half, trailing by 3 touchdowns, I decided to no longer attempt to score, and instead concentrate on crippling/killing the other team's most valuable player. Of course, it was at this point that Da Fall Boyz recalled that they were, in fact, in the middle of a game, and actually began playing. Better late than never, I guess. Blitzer Kazil made it into the endzone, earning him enough points for his first skill roll. Proof that Nuffle has taken an interest in me: 5 consecutive doubles on skill rolls, followed by 4 consecutive defeats, and for Kazil's skill roll, double 6's. Thank you, Nuffle, you continue to favor me, even as you laugh at my pain.

Back to the drawing board.”