“FUMBBL SMACK Sched LEG CVII - Round 1

SMACK first round and it was a perfect start. After the cpomber seriously injured Major, a gang foul returns the favour - GronxWild throwing on his extra apothecary as obviously the cpomber is critical to his chances.

Bizarrely GronxWild gives me a shot at the ball shortly afterwards, which I duly take and steal it easily. Then a chaos warrior dies - the final apothecary is used - before Thor crushes into the legendary beastman Habuhiah, killing him dead. Nuffle seems full of hate for the chaos team, and the match appears already over.

Sadly that is where my tale ends. At this point, with the dice so strong, Nuffle flips the table. He is no longer interested in the orcs, and first I fail the 2 gfis I needed to score; the first rerolled successfully, the second is snaked. Inbetween I'd failed at a couple of blocks to free up other potential scorers, so the touchdown is not possible, 0-0 at half time.

My drive opens up with a kill of a rookie beastman, but that's it. The cpomber decimates the remaining orcs, who fail nearly every dodge and accomplish little else. Miraculously, the chaos team doesn't score, and it is overtime. GronxWild wins the toss, and Nuffle does not have a change of heart, and duly the chaos team wins with ease.

The General seemed destined to end his career today. First he suffers a -ST which the apothecary fixes, before being killed again.”