“First match of the Clan McCheese. Under a hard rain we started bashing like gnomes, and Pollock McCheese managed to kill the opposing assassin. Then Alastair McCheese went on fire, killing another opponent and injuring other two. Some poor tactic ended up in losing the ball, we managed to avoid a TD in our attacking half, and started the 2nd half hoping to take advantage of our number. The half was a mess of blitzs, hard hit and risky dodges, until the obviously too confident Hutcheon McCheese tried to pick a ball between the legs of two opponents and failed. The damn thing went in a good position, and an opposing lineman dodged and scored. In the end we were 10 vs 4. An angry relative of the killed Two Fists McCheese threw a rock at an opponent sending him KO, but the obviously too scant Hutcheon McCheese failed an handover and that's all. Better luck next time. We'll see how the Clan will behave in next match!”