“What a filthy tease nuffle is! The Men of the Cloth pull out an unlikely win but pay for it in blood. Crazy dice and swings of luck throughout from both sides. Some game highlights:

- The 1 on 1 mighty tussle between the Beast of Craggy Island and a strength 6 ag3 beast of a black orc.
- Father Dougal's comical "snakes to badly hurt" whilst running into the oppo half with the ball. Clearly distracted by the tide of opposition players coming towards him like a great tide of jam. Except a jam made of orcs.
- An unlikely t16 touchdown by the normally uncoordinated Father Jack, who was wooed over the line by a bottle of whiskey hanging on a string.

Would have been happy and relieved with a draw but a couple of key mistakes gave the Craggy Islanders the win. Opposition coach was a gentlemen throughout and until the end.”