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Match Result · Blackbox division · Tournament game
Match recorded on 2013-01-18 04:23:22
Crown Of Sand IV Qualifier II round 1
CTV 1710k Human
1
Winnings 70k
15000 (1 FAME) Spectators
No change Dedicated Fans
Casualties 2/0/0
Inducements:
Halfling CTV 1260k+450k
0
30k Winnings
Spectators 10000
Fanfactor No change
0/0/1 Casualties
Inducements: 1 bloodweiser keg, 1 halfling master chef, Star player Deeproot Strongbranch
Player Performances
 
 
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cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
rush
block
foul
#1
-
-
1
-
-
2
16
-
-
7
-
#3
-
-
1
-
-
2
14
-
-
5
-
#4
-
-
-
-
-
-
5
-
-
2
-
#5
-
-
-
-
-
-
16
-
17
1
-
#6
-
-
-
-
1
5
8
-
-
6
-
#7
-
-
-
-
-
-
16
-
-
5
-
#8
-
-
-
-
-
-
2
-
-
-
1
#9
1
-
-
-
-
3
11
-
2
1
-
#10
-
-
-
-
-
-
8
-
-
-
-
#11
-
-
-
-
-
-
12
-
-
1
-
#13
-
-
-
-
-
-
9
-
-
1
-
TOTALS
1
-
2
-
1
12
117
-
19
29
1

#11 Zsigmond Dabertas – Dead (RIP)
Pour ce match entre les humains et les halflings, la moitié du stade est orange alors que l'autre moitié s'empiffre de gauffres.
Pour l'occasion with Bacon a amené son chef cuistot mais les odeurs qui s'échappent de son chaudron arrivent a peine a distraire les humains ( surement un chef anglais, un chef francais aurait mieux convenu :) ).

Les equipes se positionnent sur le terrain, les humains en défense et les halflings cachés dans leur foret. Et c'est parti !!!! Mais que se passe t'il les humains tombent comme des mouches, l'infirmerie se remplit et les halfs sont en feu. Ils volent comme des hirondelles,..... plutot comme des pélicans, les arbres assomment tout ce qui bouge( et tout ce qui ne bouge plus) sur le terrain, l'arbitre est aux aguets. Une ouverture, un coureur tente un blitz, le ballon est au sol et c'est le ramassage. NON !!!!! le ballon est couvert de confiture, le joueur refuse de ramasser ca. With BACON reprend possession, magnifique jeu de passe il zizague il va scorer, mais ..... il vient de marcher sur son lacet, il s'écrase lamentablement et lache le ballon au milieu de la zone d'enbut. L'arbitre consulte son sablier et arrete la partie.
Fin de la premiere demie, les humains ont eut chaud aux fesses.

Gamma world ramasse le ballon et s'en va tranquillement vers le camp adverse, les halflings trop fatigués par leur belle premiere période ou intoxiqués par leur chef minable semblent tout ramollis, les arbres chillent dans le gazon, les half volent bas, tres bas, trop bas et l atterissage est plus qu'hasardeux. les humains tranquillement installés pres de la zone d'enbut décident de se faire un ptit poker en attendant la fin du match. Mais un adversaire se met en colere devant tant de nonchalance, il slalom entre les joueurs prend le jeu de cartes et le déchire, le lanceur humain en furie lache le ballon pour aller faire sa fete a l'impudent. Heureusement un membre de l'équipe( qui préfere le backgammon) a la bonne idée de prendre le ballon et d'aller marquer.
L'arbitre montre son sablier, il ne reste du temps que pour une derniere action. With BACON tente un lancer, le ptit bonhomme s'éleve dans les airs et atterit comme une ballerine, il court en chevauchant le vent, il va vite, il va tres vite..... il va trop vite, ses petites pattes ne sont pas habitués, il s'emmele les pinceaux et se ramasse par terre au milieu de la zone d'enbut. Quel désastre !!!!!!!

( translation with help of google, sorry for the bad english).

For this match between humans and halflings, half the stadium is orange while the other half has hand full of waffles.
with BACON take chef with them but smells escaping from his cauldron dont distract human team (probably a British chef, a French chef would better suited :)).
Teams are on field, Gamma World on defense, halflings hidden in the forest.
And go!! But what's going on humans are dropping like flies and halfs are on fire.They fly like swallows, ..... rather as pelicans, trees knock everything that moves (and everything that does not move),the referee is watching.
An opening, a runner attempting a blitz, the ball is on the ground, he got it... NO !!!! the ball is covered full of marmelade !!!! he doesnt want to keep it in hands, so disgusting.
With BACON repossessed, beautiful passing game he zizague he will score, but ..... he just walked on his shoelace, it crashes miserably and loose the ball in the middle of the endzone....
The referee consults the hourglass and stopped the game. End of first half, humans are not so confident.
Gamma world picks up the ball and goes quietly to the other side, halflings looks too tired by their beautiful first time or intoxicated by their bad cook: tree sleeps in grass and halflings are flying low, very low, too low and the landing is hard.
humans installed near the endzone decide to make a lil poker until the end of the game. But one opponent gets angry, makes a slalom between tacklezones, takes cards and shreds them. Thrower is furious, lets ball on the ground and fights the heroic half.
Fortunately, a member of the team (who prefers backgammon) has the good sense to take the ball and go score.
The referee shows the hourglass, it is time for one last action. BACON with a throw attempts, the lil man rises into the air and lands like a ballerina, he runs riding the wind,it goes fast, it goes very quickly ..... it goes too fast, his little legs are so little for this high speed.BADANG !!!!!!!!!!!!!What a mess!!



The match was harder than expected. Halflings dont score because of bad dices. Deeproot and chef dont make the job.

Playing halflings in box and major deserve respect.
Thanks for the game
Player Performances
 
 
td
comp
cas
int
mvp
spp
turns
pass
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block
foul
#1
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-
-
-
-
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16
-
-
5
-
#2
-
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1
-
-
2
16
-
-
9
-
#3
-
-
-
-
-
-
1
-
-
-
-
#4
-
-
-
-
-
-
8
-
-
1
-
#5
-
-
-
-
-
-
8
-
6
1
-
#7
-
-
-
-
-
-
11
-
6
3
2
#8
-
-
-
-
-
-
9
-
-
2
-
#9
-
-
-
-
-
-
6
-
-
-
1
#10
-
-
-
-
-
-
8
-
-
-
-
#11
-
-
-
-
1
5
9
1
5
2
-
#12
-
-
-
-
-
-
3
-
-
-
-
#13
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-
-
-
-
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8
-
-
-
-
#14
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-
-
-
-
-
5
-
-
1
-
#15
-
-
-
-
-
-
8
-
5
2
-
#16
-
-
-
-
-
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2
-
-
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1
#90
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-
-
-
-
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16
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3
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TOTALS
-
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1
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1
7
134
1
22
29
4

#3 Masticating – Smashed Collar Bone (-ST)
I played so well! But it seems flings were not meant to do major tournaments. managed to fail in the endzone on T8 both halfs! Still, the quality of how i did considering the evil humies that break me. im happy about the game more than less. Good luck on your Crown of Sands Scaramanga.
 
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