“There was a severe misunderstanding between what coach Elliott_the_Lame said to his team, and what they actually heard. He said, "We're playing chaos." They heard, "Play like chaos", because that's exactly what these elves did. They came out and bashed the beastmen into the pitch, knocking them out, maiming and injuring others, even killing one in the process. Of course, what they couldn't do was much in the way of dodging or ball handling. But that's all right, because the beastmen were doing enough for both teams.

This was a pretty bad dice-raping("I hate when people blame the dice!" Well, watch the replay of the first half, you'll be sending me a apology via PM, and some flowers), in the rain, that the elves fought back from 2-0 defect in the second half to tie things up. Of course, I had to go and say to xnoel, "Get that ball into the endzone. I believe in you." Wouldn't you know it, turn 8, as I have every beastman in scoring distance double covered, and with plenty of time to mark the ball carrier, I roll double skulls. Nothing to do but watch as one beastmen successfully throws a pass to another for the winning touchdown. I need to learn to stop routing for my opponents.

I believe that makes it 1/1/1 for xnoel and I. Well done, mate.


If you'd excuse me, I'm going to go ice my rectum; hopefully the swelling will go down.”