“For 13 out of 16 turns these ladies were playing D, and they did not let me down. Everything this chaos team threw at us we shut down, and stopped them from making any real play, even though they spent the majority of the match within scoring distance. Yes, Colleen was killed by the crowd, and I will mourn her loss until the end of time(they will bury her in that dress she once wore), but these ladies never stopped whooping on this team. Excellent job.

Side note:

I have noticed that chaos coaches get really upset when their team is not slaughtering their opponent. You just have to laugh at the way the get so upset, and how a 0-0 tie to them feels like a 3-0 loss. If you want to win, you need to score touchdowns. If you want to score touchdowns, you should play as a team with ball-handling ability.”