“FUMBBL SMACK Sched LEG CIX - Round 1

Another day, another SMACK tournament, the 'Saws becoming a regular fixture in the competition.

The best player for Chuggaboom's Anthill Mob was the wizard, the fireball hitting Pantheon directly as he shielded his teammates from the blast. I don't think it was intentional, he just stumbled trying to evade the spell! Annoyingly he will miss the next match of the tournament because it was early enough to dissuade me from deploying the apothecary despite the relative dominance the 'Saws were enjoying.

The damage started straight away, Major continuing from his last performance by crunching the claw out the match. Pantheon smashed into star player Grashnak Blackhoof, grabbed the minotaur's horns and savagely broke its neck. Rumours of a miraculous dressing room recovery mean that Grashnak is still available for future games.

In the end all the black orcs got in on the action, although Pacifier stepped up following Pantheon's early bath and was the stand out performer, violently removing 3 chaos dwarf opponents from the field.

My attempts to get Neymar a skill keep coming up short. Nuffle seems intent against the thrower reaching the 16spp mark as a snaked go for it cost us the 2nd touchdown.”