“The secret to playing against elves is positioning. If you don't position your team properly, the elves are going to make you pay for it. While not as likely to leap in and knock the ball away from you like wood elves tend to, dark elves would rather trap you in, pick away at you, and then score in a leisurely two turns. This match could have ended in a 2-1 loss but I decided to go for broke, and the elves again capitalized on that. Well done, you pointy-eared bunch of gits. Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries.

Good game, well played.

Oh, yeah, I almost forgot. Corinne received the MVP for having her jaw broken by a thrown rock. Ouch! Karen was also out there smashing up a storm. That's my girl. Amber scored her first touchdown. Well done, beautiful. ”