“Coming off the franchise peaking game against the NWL Iron Curtain, Coach Ryce was worried. But not that worried. I mean it's a bunch of goblins and one troll, but he had The Devouring.

Still, Waste Not Want Rot would put forth a pretty unimpressive effort against a bunch of clowns in paper thin armor. Ryce cursed the team out for not even killing a goblin. Heck it would've been nice if one of them was seriously injured. The Devouring spent most of the game sleeping on the sideline. Longtime kicker, Scrape N. Bones died again (this time for good). The pestigors were unusually ineffectual and the warriors just kind of moved around pushing opponents this way and that. Even the ball seemed to bounce in most inopportune ways.

Still, Based on the recent string of wins and ties, Coach Ryce can't be too upset. There still is a good chance these rotters can climb their way out of fringe. Or at least hope for social advancement to the next grade!

Good luck Lorebass, may we meet again in veteran!”