“"Boys, what happened?"

"They were just too fast and dodgy coach: but did you see what i did to their catcher?"

"Very nice but too little too late Jeb, and that last touchdown was just a bit embarrassing. Also what do you guys think you are doing having a game off:? When i was playing I had a gouged eye, broken jaw and groin strain simultaneoulsy and it didn't bother me"

"But they are really sore!"

"Man up! And while we are on that subject, meet the new star player, Ella Fitzgerald"

<Wolf whistles from entire team>

<Thump> Ella strikes Jeb between the eyes, knocking him out cold

"I play to win not to get whistled at"


The titans were totally outplayewd by some very well coached Elves. I made a series of rookie errors and was lucky to score at all. Tried a hero move to eqaulise at the end but missed the pass which ten allowed the elves to score again.

Back to the drawing board: I've hired a catcher!”