“All the around the changing room players were trying ther best to remove fur and blood from their proud yellow and blue uniforms.

"Well coach, what did you think of that: me and Bob smacked those rsts up good didn't we!"

"Yes Jeb, you did, but next time once the player is down hit him again, especially if he is a dirty rat!"

"OK coach, but isn't that illegal? Not under these rules Sonny: stick with me, play to the ref and you will be fine."

"Ella: great game: a hat trick on debut, how does it feel?"

"A lot better than your breath smells, leave me alone!"

A great game for the Titans after a poor coaching display and a bad loss in the game before. The armour dice were on fire meaning my opponent really struggled due to a massive player shortage. I switched off a little (a lot) in the middle of the second half which nearly buggered everything up but the team was able to recover. A great score from the dodgiest of gutter runners meant that 2-1 was on the cards, but a riot gave me enough time to get Ella her hat-trick despite idiotic positioning on my part allowing a gutter runner blitz on her.

Opponent was a great sport as the rats fled the pitch like it was sinking. Well played!

GO TITANS!

PS Thanks to the-Murker for the new logo.”