“Coach stared down into his stars eyes which, despite being about the only part of her face visible, still radiated pure, unadulterated rage.

"I don't think she thinks that one die block on the skink was a good idea coach"

"I know Jeb, but even a broken jaw will heal...Get well soon Ella!"

Coach collapsed to the floor due to a well timed kick in the knee from his otherwise prostrate player.



The first half went really well early on thanks to great cas dice and I was able to stall out for one nil at half time having kicked off. Unfortunately I then managed to play out the stall really badly and lose lots of players.

Despite receiving in the second half a deep kick meant I had no chance and the lizzies equalised comfortably. The result was a tie: not a fair reflection on coaching skill as I played really badly (again) but I'll take it

Journeyman for the next match: ho hum! ”