“Normally I would apologize for being a poor sport throughout the game, but this was a nightmare. Half the turns were turnovers, Blodge helped once (and failed even against 1-die hits), and armour was non-existent for the Elves. Mr Terrific failed to survive the Apothecary, but I suppose we should be thankful he was the only casualty of this awful run of bad luck. Next time, Slann. Next time.”