“This was Deuces' 200th game, although nobody really cared except the accountant, who cried as he totaled up the monies owed to the old lineman.

Pantheon took down both ghouls and a zombie, Thor accounted for both wights, but it was Pacifier who stole the show with a hit on legend mummy Krashak the First that left a permanent mark.

The 'Saws come away with the win but in truth there was more than a hint of fortune about it. Various attempts to practise passing on the field kept faltering, and eventually a ghoul ran off with the loose ball. It was but 2 go for its from being clear - and failed the first. Hothammer slipped inbetween the mummies, and slung it to Pantheon, who's hands were dripping in the blood of a freshly killed ghoul. (Who knew ghouls even bled?)

With zombies frequenting the KO box, the Carriers started the 2nd half 2 players down and it quickly got worse as both Pantheon and Thor began dominating the game. The two mummies were misfiring, giving Coach Eddie little chance. Even so, a wight ran down the side past Neymar to score a surprise 1-1 equalizer. In the mayhem, Aztec killed super star wight Wither, but Igor was on hand to patch the undead creature back up.

The hopes of the undead fans were soon dashed. From the kick off, 2 more zombie knockouts and a hurt wight left the Carriers with just 5 players. Soon they were reduced to 1, as the violence reached its climax - Pacifier taking down a shell shocked Krashak the First and giving the legend mummy its first permanent injury.

All that remained of the proud Carrier's team was Taku the Second. With 10 orcs left and the TD secured early, the prone legend was ripe for a gang foul. However, with such a heavy beating already dealt out, in a show of respect the boot was withheld.

This was a brutal one sided match, with regeneration only coming off twice (including Igor) in 7 casualties. May future games bring better luck Eddie! You sure as hell got nothing from Nuffle today.”