“This is Jack Arson from the OLC News bringing you a short commentary of our top game tonight between the heavy weight champions of the O[L]C VIII Claws of the Night vs the challengers Minnesota Timberelves.
We are at the Grand OLC Arena and the 37.000 fans are eager to watch this matchup between two great teams.
First half: The Timberwelves receive the ball and they quickly run down one side of the field to try and get a quick touchdown, the Claws defence sets up tight around them to try and prevent them from getting it, but a quick throw from a catcher to Michaelf Beasley is unstoppable and the handsome elves lead 1-0.
The Claws receive, and the ball is secured by Quastri Doomslasher and a cage is formed around him, but now the evil trickery of the elves played its toll, a dirty magic spell of burning flames cast from coach Jeffro "The Trickster" takes out Quastri and Grey Shreck. The ball ends up in the hands of Uncle Claw, but with elves all a round he gets stomped to the ground and the ball is passed by Wally Sczerbielf to a free catcher, and from then on it was only a matter of time before the pro elves would lead 2-0.

Second half: Without having inflicted any real damage to the elves in the first half the Claws were hard pressed in the second half. They needed to take out and maim 5-6 of the elves quickly in order to ever have a chance of getting a touchdown, and steal the ball on an elf drive for a overtime chance. This never happened instead the fancy smart and extremely handsome elves stole the ball on the Claws side of the pitch, and although one ghoul had a slim chance of escaping to run for the endzone, the dodge to get out of the elves tackle zone was stopped efficiently.
The game ended with a 3-0 victory for the elves, and they are now the new OLC Heavyweight champions.
I have sent Bill Traitor down to get an interwiev with Captain of the Claws Zrebrek Unghu, to hear what he has to say about the gruesome match.

"This is Bill Traitor from the OLC News, i have not been able to get into contact with Zrebrek, but i have managed to get hold of Quastri Doomslasher the Vicecaptain."
"So Quastri what do you reckon went wrong with this match?"
" We tried to do what we had been instructed by coach Toombs, but it was really never a good plan, in my mind we should have focused more on the few elves that were downed, and fouled them to death!"
Bill" Where is Zrebrek at the moment, i would have liked to talk to him"
" Well as you might have noticed, Uncle Claw was carried off the field with a pair of broken arms, and Zrebrek is currently mourning his wing mans retiring from our team. He is getting drunk on Necro beers and will feast upon Elf maidens all night long, howling and screaming at the moon in agony"
"Thanks Qustri, i think i can see coach Toombs over by the hotdog stands, i will try and get a few words from him"
Quastri looks at Bill and says" Good luck if i was you i wouldnt try it, but you media guys have no sense of timing anyways, so go ahead and do it"
Bill walks over to get a talk to coach Toombs.
"Hello coach Toombs, i see you are having quite alot of hotdogs, do you have a comments on the teams performance in tonights match?"
The hooded head turns towards Bill Traitor and for a second Bill freezes as the cold eyes of the necromancer meets his,
"DO YOU HAVE A WISH TO DIE? DO YOU WANT AN ETERNITY AS A WILLING ZOMBIE SLAVE IN MY UNDERGROUND LAIR,DID YOU NOT SEE THE EVIL MAGICKS THAT WERE IN PLAY TONIGHT, HOW EVERY BLOW WE LANDED DIDNT PENETRATE, AND WAS SOMEHOW REFLECTED BY ELVEN SHIELD MAGIC? ONLY ZREBREK WAS ABLE TO CUT INTO AN ELF, AND THAT WAS AT THE END OF THE GAME, WHEN I MYSELF WAS BEGINNING TO GET THE UPPERHAND AND TAKE POWER BACK FROM THE EVIL ELF MAGICIANS ALL OVER THE STADIUM! WE WAS ROBBED, THEY CHEATED BILL" said a booming dark voice.
Bill shivered "but but but" he studdered
" YOU STOOPID MEDIA GUYS YOU ARE ALL FILTHY COWARDS, NOW DIE BILL TRAITOR, DIEEEEEEEE"
and with a short gesture of his right arm, coach Toombs killed Bill Traitor, and continued to eat his hotdogs.

Back in the main OLC News studio:

"Ermh, erhm we might need a new reporter, looks like Bill Traitor is not able to do the job anymore, this is Jack Arson OLC News, we will be right back after the commercials....

(Thanks for the game, i got quite inspired during it, and ill see you sometime for a rematch)”