“This doubious fight all started out with my scouts reporting activity on the field the night before, by strange green little creatures. Not untill the next day did i find out that the GGM's goblin had smeared the entire field in grease!
Swearing vengance on the goblin vandal, we had no choice but to step up to the battle. The goblin spent the short duration of the fight on the bench ofcourse! *The next 5 minutes goes on cursing the goblin in ancient elvish* The battle was not made easier by the fact that all the orcs where wearing spiked shoes to prevent slipping.
This proved unfortunate for Culrang as he leaped and slipped on the fouled grass, followed by an orc stepping on his throwing hand causing a nasty break that even the apothecary was unable to fix.
We are now heading to the showers in an attempt to clean of this filthy smelling grease, i hope its grease....i so hope its grease...”