“Instantly after the game our record went from the worst to 50%. It's unlikely we will be given many games like this, but the fates and Nuffle were on our side this game. Everything worked for us and our opponents simple had a bad day.

I mean I know they are High Elves, but I almost felt sorry for them. Key factors for us were the limited mobility of our opponents due to missing both their Catchers, giving use a very strong speed advantage, and the tender way in which their obviously steroid induced throwers (both ST 4) were used timidly.

We did hear the crowd shouting "There's gonna be an accident!!" but unfortunately these two were never on the ground next to 8 of our players.

I almost forgot to mention what an honour it was playing with #90 Nobbla Blackwart. I just get goosebumps thinking about how he used that ... um shhhhh it's a shecret.

Second game in a row without a skill roll.”