“At first glance it looked like my gobbos were in for a beating, playing up against a chaos team. But it seems Nuffle was on my side once again. It seemed these gobbos had had a little too much coffee, and refuced to get KO'd or anything.


The game started, gobbos prepered to kick off, and the gobbos pulled a Mickey Finn on the chaoes apo, and they even managed to field a chainsaw (which they only got started once in the match). Pretty soon Mika Setteri Sika Setteri Jr pounded Hix Axilionz Ax to the ground, the game halted for a second, as the players looked if Hix could get up but he couldn't. The Pure F. Armagheddon started looking for their Apo, which was nowhere to be found while Hix laying dying onthe field.
All the while Purjo Liisa was frenzying her way through the chaos ranks, to make a hole for the gobbos to get at the chaos ball carrier. Purjo managed to knock a chaos player to the ground, a few other gobbos bein around Ali Voima Antti decided to give the chaos a little boot, well the ref was really sharp, the first foul of the game and Antti was ejected from the game.

Wait a minute, what was that? It seems a Chaos warrior named Niflix fouled Purjo Liisa! Oh the joy, the gobbos will have another chance at fouling while the ref is watching the chaos team. Well, Niflix is thrown out of the game and Purjo Liisa is KO'd

Meanwhile the little brave group of gobbos managed to surround the chaos ballcarrier, the ball carrier had seen what happened to Hix, so he was more than happy to give the ball to the little gobbos in exchanged for his safety.

And soon after the gobbos scored their first TD. But first Seivästäjä gives Ix the boot, but only managing to stun the beastman.

The gobbos were so excited about their goal, that they couldn't wait for the ball to land on the second kickoff, and started to blitz the chaos team, luckily the ref didn't notice anything and let the game continue. Actually Jalmari managed to catch the ball before any of the beastmen had even moved. To prevent the gobbos from scoring again, beastman Fax took down himself and Jalmari in a furious tackle, which left Faxx stunned.

So, into the second half of this exciting game...

The chaos team kicks off, the gobbos secure the area with the ball, and Purjo Liisa KO's beastman Charz. The other troll brings down Sizx leaving a bunch of gobbos to take down Kax Krax and stunning him. Oh ou, it seems Seivästäjä is on the move again, and looks like beastman Sizx is going to get the boot... Ouh, that's gotta hurt, Sizx will be out of this game. But luckily it itsn't that bad, he'll be in shape for the next game. After that Peräs Mies scoops up the ball and the game continues.

The chaos team manges to push back some of the gobbos who are all over the field, but not with any big results, Nobbla is still trying to get his saw started, he doesn't seem to have the strenght to start it, is he getting old or something. Mika Petteri takes down one chaos warrior, andd his faithful sidekick Anu Saukko kicks him a bit, but it's only a stun. That'll at least give them some room to manouver in. Unto is knocked over, trying to escape beastman Ix, an the turn is over.

The chaos team knock down a couple of gobbos, but wait a minute, the chaos minotaur is trying to take on Purjo Liisa one on one, well Purjo Liisa has been at this before, and knows how to take down a cow. And it's the gobbos running again. Purjo Liisa blitzes into the wall of chaos, and frenzies her way through, making enough space for all of the theam to get through, now the gobbos have the ball, behind the chaos lines, and there's almost no chance in hell they can be stopped. Well, not the whole team, nobbla still hasn't started his saw, and fails to dodge away.

The chaos catch up to Mika Petteri and his bunch of gobbos in posession of the ball, but on the other side of the field, beastman Faz is being skull f**ked by Anu Saukko, Purjo Liisa clears some room for Seivästäjä to get a decent block on Krax. By now Anu Saukko is done with Faz and fouls him to death, looks like this game is going to end up being sexually abusive. Yep, sure is, mean while Mika Petteri is taken down and fouled out, but he regenerates.

But another chaos warrior is end up as the victim, while tring to take down a gobbo... What's this, the gobbos are stalling and fouling left and right, seivästäjä fouls a chaos warrior out, but is ejected from the game, damn that ref is sharp today.

The Chaos team takes it's revenge on poor little Peltsi, who is on the other side of the field all by himself, and fouls him to death. The gobbo coach won't even send out the Apo to help Peltsi, knowing that this game could end up in a bloodshed. And on turn6 the gobbos score their second goal.

The gobbos are kicking the ball again, and it seems they have a perfect defence, there's no way those evil chaos dudes are going to get many blocks on them this time. Well, the chaos team manages to knock down a troll, and push 2 gobbos next to the side lines.

Well, the first gobbo moving trips while dodging, so the chaos are at it again. It's turn 7, the ball is all the way in the back of the field. Looks like they'll have a hard time scoring a single goal. Well 2 gobbos are pushed off the field and the trolls are taken down, now all they'll have to manage is a short pass and run like hell... There goes the pass... it's going... A beatiful pass, but aeon doesn't manage to catch it. That's it, the chaos isn't going to score. The gobbos stand up, and go for the ball, trying to make that one pass... It's a no go...

The chaos team is getting pretty upset about losing to gobbos (who wouldn't), and manages to badly hurt Purjo Liisa (who regenerates).

That's it, the whistle blows and the gobbos take this one 2-0. What a game, what a game....”